Around the time that we were bumping our way against a strong southerly in the Pamlico sound I said, "I don't want to sail home." We'd been going back and forth between sailing or flying/trailering the the boat home, running through timelines and logistical considerations. The various options surrounding navigation around Cape Hattaras did me in, and Cody was quick to acquiesce. It would give us more time down south and we'd have fewer concerns regarding our trip home. Well, somewhere out around Bimini, in one of our many afternoons spent read-swim-nap-reading, I quickly finished a book about the first nonstop circumnaviation. It inspired me. I think Cody had been pondering for some time if he could work things just right so he could sail home, with or without me (ostensibly I'd be flying home, not abandoned on a deserted island). Well, there was a convergence in our thinking and we decided (rather impulsively on my part) that we wanted to sail home. What could be more trioomphant than sailing back into Gloucester harbor after 3+ months away? Nothing, of course. It was with this hope of a marathon sail home (we planned for 2 weeks, while it took us 2 months to get down here) at I took the helm in the dark on our sail back from Bimini. I felt good, I felt good about our decision.
As we neared Miami, about 10 miles out and still in the most powerful area of the gulf stream, we saw some thunderstorms to our west. The wind was blowing from the southwest, so I thought they might miss us. As we grew closer it became clear that we were going to get wet, so we fastened things down and went through our normal quicky thunderstrorm prep. It was then that I saw a water spout (a tornado, of sorts, on the water) start to form about a mile or two off the starboard bow. A dark funnel dropped from the thunderheads, and a mirrored funnel rose from the sea to join with the former. It's difficult to estimate size at sea, from that distance, and through the dread-colored lenses from which I saw it, but I'd estimate it's height at 400 feet and breadth at 10-15. It was completely terrifying. I called Cody on deck to point out this horrifying specter. I pointed the boat south-southwest, motoring directly into the gulf stream; we were going about a knot. Cody took the time to more fully fasten everything down, we donned life jackets and set up safety lines. It was a very tense 10 minutes as we navigated away from this horrifying storm, but due to our change in course we only caught the edge of the rain. The tension, for me, lingered until we were in the channel leading to Miami.
This fear led me to feel a little hasty in agreeing to sail home. The anxiety stayed with me during our time in Miami and on our two day sail to the Keys. It was only anchored off Key Largo that I voiced my growing unease, knowing full well that telling Cody we could sail home and then taking it back would be like giving Riley a Thanksgiving turkey and then snatching it back after one bite. Ouch. I knew he had to go, now. We talked about our options and what, specifically, I was uneasy about. My biggest concerns were thunderstorms we were sure to encounter in Florida (every damn day here) and Hatteras. Cody brought up the possibility of his sailing home alone. While I've no doubt that he could do so safely, the unpleasantness of not hearing from him while he was at sea for 2 weeks, and the regret I'd undoubtedly have at not joining him, made any concerns I had about embarking on the trip myself seem insignificant. We discussed finding another able sailor to join him, or both of us, but our list of possibles was short and both Pip and Timbah were otherwise engaged. In an effort to assuage my concerns Cody brought up the option of staying inside Hatteras - sailing up the Pamlico (my arch nemesis of water-bodies) and then jumping on the ICW to Norfolk. It would add a day or two to our transit, but just knowing I had that bail-out option, should the conditions not be ideal around the Cape, made me feel considerably better at the prospect. That decided it - we'd sail home.
So here we are in Key Largo, preparing to head north tomorrow. There is a low pressure system out in the Atlantic that we'll be keeping an eye on, but should it develop into anything alarming we have ample time to take action and find a hole to hide in. Any possibility of it developing and heading up the east coast is still at least a week away. We're getting the boat in tip-top shape, and are heading out in a few to pick up provisions - sticking to easily preparable foods lest the seas be rough and cooking unpleasant. If all goes well we'll be home in 2-3 weeks. I cannot wait to see my dog. And my kitties. And our friends and family. And I'm surprisingly excited about this last big challenge of our adventure.
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But a little about our time in Miami and the Keys!
When we reached Miami (post water spout incident) we knew we had to contact Customs and take care of business before we could do anything else. This is made exceedingly difficult. I was given an 800 number to call to check in, and called it as we motored up the channel, well aware that we would be passing the Customs office en route to our anchorage and wanting to take care of everything as efficiently as possible. I was told that I couldn't check in over the phone until we were anchored. OK. We went to our old anchorage, having to wait for a scheduled opening of the West Venetian bridge, and I called in. Okay, easy enough. Then I was told that we'd also have to visit the customs office in person within the next 24 hours. F$%#ing fantastic.
It's worth noting at this point that we had both developed swimmers' ear infections in the night before our trip home. We were achy and feverish and unhappy. Also underslept due to our early departure. And it was pouring rain.
We crossed back under the bridge at the next scheduled opening (it opens every 30 minutes, and there's a big sign in front warning that causing the bridge to open unnecessarly can result in a $250,000 fine. The customs office was located at the cruise port and we quickly acertained that there was no way in hell anyone was going to let us tie the boat up there while we checked in. Next plan. We paid an outrageous $18 to tie the boat up at a municipal marina that was about a mile from the customs office. In the rain. Some people came out to help us tie up, but it would have been better to just let us do it ourselves. Between the rain, the distraction of too many people, our ear pain, and not having had lunch, we managed to ram the front of the starboard pontoon into a concrete wall. F%#$ing fantastic. It was all right, fortunately. I started to climb a ladder up to take another line from Cody and the ladder I stepped on hastily was designed to pull down. I steppped on it wrong and it slid a foot down, causing me to crunch my knee and shin into the sharp aluminum rungs. One of the unhelpful people who came otu to help said, "Are you all right?" I almost punched him. I went down below to cry a little and clean out my bleeding knee and left Cody to tie up alone. Eventually he needed my help, so I pulled it together and we secured the boat. What a fiasco. We blathely ignored the customs official's instructions to go nowhere else before we'd checked in and went to CVS for ear drops. They did literally nothing. So we walked a miserable mile in the rain and checked in at customs. It was quick and they had air conditioning.
On the walk back we stopped by a clinic located at the cruiseport and went in to ask about our ears. They were incredibly nice and helpful and said they'd see us both even though they were closing in 15 minutes, but they wouldn't take our insurance, so we decided to give it a day to see if things got any better. We stopped to get food on the way back to the boat - my dinner that night consisted of jalepeno poppers and onion rings. Healthy, Mar, and really good for your immunity and ear and stuff. Genius. We went back under the bridge, hoping it was the last time that day, anchored, and passed out.
We awoke both still in a lot of pain and Cody called our insurance company to find a place to get looked at. We took a cab, but the first place we went to didn't open until 3 PM. What? We hadn't had breakfast of coffee so I insisted we got to Denny's, where, swear to god, I had one of the nicest breakfasts of the trip. Go figure, huh? Thus fueled, we sprung for another cab and found a Fast Care that was open. On Thursday, at 10 AM. How radical.
We were seen together, which was sort of unusual but convenient enough, and given a prescription for ear drops and optional antibiotics. Obviously we'd just been having too much fun snorkeling and being in the water every single day. It happens. We filled our prescriptions, shopped for groceries, and went back to the boat to feel sorry for ourselves.
The next day was laundry day, and our quest for a laundromat led us on a 3 mile goose chase into some pretty sketchy neighborhoods. After finally finding a laundromat we had a really nice lunch at a cool old diner, and took care of a couple more errands. Our final day in Miami we took a bus to South Beach and saw a movie. It was so cold in the theater I wished I'd brought my hoody. We ate more crap food and got next to no physical activity. Whatever, we were still recovering from our ear infections.
The next two days were spent sailing down to Key Largo via Biscayne Bay and the Card Sound. It was very pleasant. We anchored in Tarpon Basin and were quickly accosted (that might be too harsh a word) by the permanent liveabaords who called the basin home. They were pretty nice, I guess. I rented a car the next day to drive to Miami to pick up my mom. She got in late so got us a room at Embassy Suites - another blissful night in AC and on a stationary surface, although I did miss the Captain. We drove to Key Largo and met up with Cody and spent the next week introducing my mom to life on the boat. We had a hotter and dryer than average week - our first days with no thunderstorms in over a month. We snorkeled the amazing reef system, staying mostly within the middle Keys. We saw so many turtles! I'd promised my mom dolphins, whihc was a mistake, because it made me a liar. But the turtles! So many big beautiful sea turtles. We did some hiking on Long Key, read a lot, and ate too much. It was very nice, and very relaxing. My mom and Noble were the only two who were able to make it down to sail with us! She left yesterday, taking a shuttle back to Miami and flying home this morning.
So here we are! Up to date! Leaving me free to fill my next blog posts with facinating stories of sail changes and canned food. I didn't take many pictures because I knew my mom would take tons, but until I get her to email me some I have nothing to post from our time in the keys. All words and no pictures? What a rip off.

















